Thingy number 1
So there is this person (I may or may not have a giant, titanic sized, mega crush on him) who asked people to help him out with something and I said Yes! and he said, “well I will talk to you via DM” (direct messages on twitter). As expected, I got really excited BUT (oh! oh!) since that day, he has been ignoring my tweets. Now, this thing that he needed help with, is open to public and I could just go right ahead and do it. Should I?
I know I sound like a teenager right now but I honestly don’t know what to do.
Thingy number 2
Everyone thinks about getting famous (don’t even deny it!) and there is a trend that people change their names in order to get famous; Lady Gaga did it, Lana Del Rey did it, James Dean did it (to a certain extent that is), Rebecca Black didn’t do it (well that explains a lot!). So keeping up with the holy tradition of name changing, I have decided that if I ever want to get famous, then I would have to change my name too. Sadly, I can’t think of anything beyond chunky funky monkey. Obviously, suggestions are welcome. If you were to choose a stage name for yourself, what would it be?
Thingy Number 3
Louis Vuitton Condoms. What the hell! Why will anyone want to buy designer condoms that cost $68? Would you be willing to buy them?