Of dumb things and people. Cryptic post is… cryptic.

The title is uber clever right? -_-

So, I did something extremely dumb. I won’t say whether I did it yesterday or a couple of days ago because that’ll be like giving away too much information.

But, I think it’s safe to say that I’ve officially lost my appetite. (it’s got nothing to do with love, if that’s what you are thinking… aha! you were thinking that, weren’t you?)

The thing with stupid things is that once you start doing them, they just suck you in and you want to do more. One minute you’ll be like, ‘oh hey! I don’t want to do this because I am a rational and a logical human being right?’ right *insert an exasperated expression here* and the next thing you know, ‘BAM! STUPID STUPID STUPID’.

I want to tell myself, this too shall pass but my stomach is in knots. I feel sick. No, I didn’t kill or hurt anyone. Geez.

Does this happen to you? Do you feel this way sometimes?

oh hey, this time, next year… JAPAN! BAM!

There you go, just a little update.

P.S: This is exactly why I have come to fear socializing, makes sense?

I wish I had bothered instagramming that but oh hey… 😀 *what has been seen cannot be unseen* wheee!

Also, I need an undo button in my life. Do you?

This made my day! <3

This picture totally made my day! Thank you Eilynn!

Some people just have a way of making your day brighter and my kids aka my students can ALWAYS do that!

Is there someone in your life who brightens up your day by just being there? Let me know! 😀

 

A BIG Thank You!

So as you can see, I’ve been away for a while, but it was for a good reason, I assure you! (or at least I’ll try to convince you ;])

I have basically been tied up with school, internship and of course picking a winner for the Uninspired Chronicles. Some people still haven’t submitted their entries and I am going to wait for them until 14th of May.

I would like to take this opportunity to thank all of you who participated. You all are amazing! T, Nelle, Crubin, Fay, MJ, Susan, Pete, Tanya, ansuyo, Hannah, Tuobillion, Jensen, Sunil, KC, Sami, Joel, Julie, Good Old Girl, Kat, Let’s Cut The Crap, Dribbling Pensioner, MY SIS, Violet, PR Girl |I don’t know your real name :(| and all of the others! There have been 38 entries in total, so far, and I will post them up on this blog soon.

You can also read all of the entries via the comments section on The Uninspired Chronicles.

Thank you for your patience and I love you guys! x

Day of Silence

So I saw on t’s blog that 20th April is the day of silence and I thought I’ll share something with you guys. Also, give t’s blog a visit to find out more about the ‘day of silence’.

So over the past few weeks I have noticed a trend, and I thought I’ll talk about it. Well its about gay paranoia! What is up with that?

Some of my guy friends have been complaining that they don’t want to hang around gay people. Firstly no one is forcing you to and secondly if you don’t want to then just don’t. gay or straight what is the difference really? Do you judge a musician who is gay and say your music is gay because you are gay! pretty absurd right? then why judge people?

I have a ton of gay friends and they are some of the nicest people i have ever met. They don’t hit on straight guys and they have a standard too you know.

What the hell do you mean when you say keep the gays away. Do gay people say keep the straight away? Pretty ridiculous if you think about it.

Sex and Gender are two completely separate things, and if you judge gay people then apparently you wouldn’t know you uneducated oaf!

In the context of Singapore a lot of people have been coming out of the closet, which I think is a great thing because there is no point living a fake existence trying to please society, if you are that way then so be it *lady gaga’s born this way is playing in my head right now!* However the public display of affection is a totally separate issue altogether. I do not like to see people drenching each other in saliva, be it gay or straight, but hey that is just my opinion!

Furthermore to my gay friends, I love and respect you guys. Peace.

C’est la vie’

Here is my Dark Globe entry, which was inspired by true events. The names, places and chronological order have been changed for obvious reasons. I do not wish to accuse anyone and this is just my side of the story. Thank you for all your wonderful comments and kind words (:

You can click on the link and read other posts! Also, do like and comment or unlike :p Here you go!

You know those times when you wish you hadn’t trusted your instincts? Well, meeting Benji was one of those times for me. What started off as a playful online encounter turned into a disaster, a disaster I paid £ 2000 for


Benji and I met in the spring of 2005, I wish I could say that it was love at first sight but it was more like love at first type. We met online on the “has been” social networking site, Orkut. Yes Orkut, even the name made me cringe and trust me that is not because I am a social media snob.

Orkut was established way before Facebook and was like Friendster minus the privacy. People could freely add each other and leave messages on other people’s profiles, which made it, well, creepy. I have never been the one to add strangers to my social network profiles, so it was no surprise that when I received a friend request from a slightly chubby looking boy, all I thought was, who on earth is this.

I just wanted to make fun of him because he seemed like a troll and added him just for the sole purpose of poking fun at him. However, once I added him, I was curious to find out who he was and started looking through his photos. There were not that many to be honest but those that were there, were supposedly of artworks done by him. Let’s just say, I was 16 and impressed because he was oh so “profound”.

Hence, I left him a message informing him that I really liked his artwork and would like to see more. He was quick to respond, I believe it took him a total of two minutes. He told me that he would like to add me on MSN, another Internet has been.

Well that is when it started, we started chatting every day and mailing quotes to each other. Mind you, back in the day it was cool to do so. Soon enough, video chatting and calling started and we couldn’t spend a day without each other.

One may wonder, what is so special about that. Well my friend, what is so special about it is the fact that Benji was in fact my best friend from kindergarten. My family moved around a lot in those days and we were never in one country long enough for me to form close bonds with anyone. However, Benji had remembered my name and had recognized me from one of the childhood photos that I had added on to my profile. He did not tell me that though, I only found out about it 4 years after the incident. Can I just say fuck my life here?

Things were perfect for a while, we visited each other over holidays, did all the clichéd couple stuff but it was a long distance relationship and there was only so much time that we could spend together. Finally, in March of 2006, I decided to pull the plug and to put an end to things. Benji was getting really clingy and I know that may seem impossible for a long distance relationship but shit happens.

A few months later, when Facebook became popular, I received another friend request from a stranger, but this time it didn’t take me long to recognize him, it was Benji. Talk about a blast from the past. Now enrolled in London School of Economics and studying for an Economics degree, Benji’s appearance had completely changed. I could praise his high cheekbones and handsome features but that will be a waste of time and words. The fact of the matter is he was freaking hot!

We started talking and telling each other about our lives and all that had happened in the past few years. Benji apparently had a girlfriend from school and was madly in love. I, on the other hand, was single, and had just had my heart broken. He was very supportive and started talking to me every day to help me get over the pain. Two months later, I started dating a guy, who was perfect or at least seemed to be.

Over the next 4 years, I was in a relationship and like every other couple we had our fair share of problems, except for the fact that my then boyfriend had a penchant for cheating. That guy basically couldn’t go a week without cheating and did not know how to treat a girl. In retrospect, it is a miracle that I even lasted 4 years with him.

All along, Benji knew about all of our problems and had time and again advised me to break up with him but for some strange reason I was not able to do it. I was in, what is commonly referred to as, love or it seemed like it anyways. Call it growing up, the break up eventually did happen and if there is a God I would like to thank him for that but not for what happened afterwards.

It so happened that Benji had feelings for me and he snatched this opportunity to confess them to me. I know that I shouldn’t have jumped into another relationship but I was just relieved that I had a shoulder to cry on and had found a partner before my ex had. In my mind, I went, ‘HA! Take that Sam’. Sam was my ex.

So, in the winter of 2011, while I was on a semester break from college, I decided to hop on to the next available flight and to meet Benji in London.

The 13-hour flight from Singapore to London was a nightmare, there was a screaming toddler sitting/standing next to me and the flight attendant was having a severe case of PMS. At one point, she spilled a glass of water on my shirt and conveniently blamed it on air turbulence. I let it go at that time and was just excited about the prospect of meeting Benji.

Once I was in London, I realized that I had lost my wallet. Basically everything that could go wrong did go wrong and I should have understood the signs and stopped myself from meeting him. But as fate would have it, I didn’t and it turned out that I was in for more shockers that day and the flight was just the icing on the cake.

A girl in Benji’s flat who also happened to be his girlfriend, whom he had been dating for several years, greeted me. It is not exactly the kind of thing you hide from a girl you claim to love. The two had thought that it would be funny to play a little practical joke on me and to get even with me for breaking up with Benji.

I was hurt, to say the least, I had never, in my wildest dreams, expected it from him. I had a broken heart, a stolen wallet and a battery less phone that did not have any credit. I chided myself for trusting someone so easily, checked into the nearest hotel and told myself, ‘C’est la vie’.

The Uninspired Chronicles – Update

Check out the original post for the details.

I am working on a post for The Uninspired Chronicles. Meanwhile here is a sneak peek at some of the things that will be given away.

Mario Badescu products (Sample sizes but they are pretty generous!)

Art Blanc Organizer

Jeff Goins‘ book (tentative and will only be given out if there are more than 80 entries)

Deadline: 1st May 2012

P.S: If I hit 100 submissions, I will give away one of these. Please help to spread the word and ask your friends to get involved 🙂

P.P.S: This post does not reveal everything that will be given out… so stay tuned!

P.P.P.S: You can submit more than one entry! 

The number of people who have taken part so far i.e made a submission : Stay tuned… There was a sudden influx today! YAY!

To every one who has taken part or intends to, Thank you! Thank you! I will be putting up the links to all of those posts on my blog!

WordPress? Why you no fresh press this so more people can get involved? -_-

The Hunger Games or as Charles Darwin refers to it, The Survival of the Fittest

Ok so I know I should be focusing on The Uninspired Chronicles, but I just had to do this post!

A few disclaimers first: I haven’t read the book and I am not claiming to be a fan of the series!
I won’t lie, I was a bit skeptical at first, what with all the negativity and the racist remarks being made about the casting. Honestly, it is just a movie! learn to enjoy it!

The Hunger Games

Likes: 

First off, the movie has a very Nazi Holocaust meets Survivor vibe to it. Holocaust was evil and well so is the Hunger Games. No, I am not saying that I love the Holocaust or evil people but that the plot was interesting! *GEEZ*

The Game maker and some of the people staying in the city looked like clones of the Jersey Shore cast * Oh the HORRORS* and I guess it doesn’t help that they were a bunch of sadistic looneys…

BUT

…the rest of the people staying in the city looked like they had just jumped right out of Alice in Wonderland and were high on LSD. Oh how delightful 😀 Loved their costumes, I mean what’s not to like?

Colorful… GOOD!
Shiny… GOOD!

*I totally didn’t copy that line from Joey (FRIENDS) because I am original!wheeeee!*

Loved Katniss, the lead, because she kicked some serious butt. I guess that’s the biggest reason why I liked the movie, there is just something so compelling about strong and independent women!

Also, Katniss wears a gown during the introduction ceremony thingy and when she twirls in it, flames come out. COME ON! everyone loves gowns that they can automatically set on fire right? I mean that’s totally not a fire hazard? right? right? NO! -_- I can totally imagine Lady Gaga wearing that gown though! Plus who needs pepper spray when they have flammable gowns! Take that rapists and creepy stalkers! So oh well that still goes in the list of likes!

Loved Rue, she was such a doll. It’s beyond me why anyone would hate on her. It’s like hating Bambi. NOT POSSIBLE!

Oh and yes the movie teaches us the importance of friendship blah blah blah… BOOOORRIINNGG! No but seriously that made me cry 😐 *awkward*……moving on……

Dislikes

The romance between Katniss and Peeta seemed very forced. Also, it didn’t help that the guy sitting behind me started giggling like a 5 year old girl when Katniss and Peeta were about to share a kiss. -_- AND they didn’t even kiss! BUZZKILL!

Also, didn’t quite like the moving and shaking camera bit. I get it that the Black Swan has made that cool but seriously Hollywood unless you are trying to organize a puke fest please don’t do that again. Thank you.

What the movie is all about or what I make of it anyways…

At the end of the day, the movie is really about the world as we know it today. Kill each other, use each other and call yourself a winner 😀

It’s just survival of the fittest and I believe Charles Darwin has a few words to say about the matter…

P.S: I know that Herbert Spencer coined the phrase, “the survival of the fittest” but let’s not get into too much detail. Darwin won’t like it, trust me I know.

Have you guys seen it? If so, what are your views?

To the hater who left me a comment 2 days ago…Yes yes my blog name is riatarded and I know it rhymes with retarded but be a little original. Okay? Thank you 😀

The Uninspired Chronicles

So as you might have noticed, I have been away for a while and while I should have posted the picture above way earlier, I’ll admit that, I have been extremely lazy and, also, I seem to have lost my mojo but drawing that picture brought it back 😀 *does a little dance but not a long one, no sir!*

I have been so uninspired that it inspired me to come up with ‘The uninspired chronicles”. For the month of April, I am going to be posting about how I overcame have been trying to overcome the creative funk.

In order to get back my MOJO, I have tried several things,

1) Watched contemporary theatre

2) Read more from Indie Authors

AND

3) Painted my own house and tried my hands on photoshop (The former is easier)

Here’s the thing, I want you guys to get involved and do a post about how you overcome the creative funk. Simply use ‘The Uninspired Chronicles’ tag and link it back to this post. I will send one of you guys a care package (or maybe I will give out more things to more people, depending on the participation levels) and I am hoping that all of you will get involved so that this thing will be more fun. Happy blogging!

P.S: For those of you who do not have a wordpress account, you can post on other blogging sites as well! Just remember to link it back to this post and I feel really shameless saying this but follow my blog so you’ll be notified when I pick a winner.

Be creative! Videos, Infographics, pictorials, poetry, write ups e.t.c are all welcome

and and and…

It doesn’t matter if you don’t have a blog, email the entry to me at ‘riatarded@gmail.com’ -No excuses-

DEADLINE : 15 May 2012
 P.S: I will be posting a post today about the give aways! Thank you to all who have participated and keep spreading the word! Thank you so much and you guys are awesome x

Growing Up – Wait a minute, this is not what I signed up for!

I am 25, well almost, and I am fortunate to have a mother who apart from occasionally asking me, “hey, so when are you planning to settle down?” doesn’t really push me to date or to marry and trust me that is lucky, considering the fact that I come from an Asian family. Let’s just say Asian parents have a penchant for trying to get involved in their child’s love life and yes I know that they have the child’s best interest at heart but sometimes, just sometimes, it can get more than a little annoying.

But that’s besides the point, the point is, to date I have had a really romanticized notion of marriage. Hey! Don’t blame me! Blame Disney. Ah good old Disney has put a lot of other things in my head too but I will deal with them later. Riatarded is really serious today and she means business!

I always, well at least till now, have been under the impression that people fall in love and they live happily ever after. Trust me, I still want to believe that but experience has taught me otherwise and don’t they say that experience is a darned good teacher? For the past two months, I have been living alone with my sister and that IS like a marriage in more ways than you can imagine. Well lets just say that my sister is the kind of person who is really busy and who needs to be pushed before she can get any household chores done. I have to do her laundry, do her dishes, cook for her and help her out with her school work, which was fine for a week or two but its getting out of hand and it has made me realize that the type of commitment, i.e marriage, that I have always thought that I am ready for, I am not ready for it.

Growing up has been very different from what I expected it to be. It’s a lot of responsibility and I am really not quite sure if I am ready to take on that sort of responsibility on a permanent basis. Also, I salute my mom and moms in general, this is hard work and I honestly don’t know how you guys do it but you guys are awesome

Do things get better as you get older? I know I sound really whiny but I would love to hear from you guys.