8AM: *boards the subway*
OMG! Is he kidding me right now? If only he moved his fat arse an inch I could be sitting.
Ok CRAP! I am so hungry right now, should have listened to mum this morning and had my breakfast.
I wonder what will happen at work today. What will we do? Merchandising or calling? Hmmmmm
I need to do something about my life. What am I even doing? What happened to my dream?
YOU are working on your dream. It’s just taking some time. Relax!
OMG! Tonight when I get home, I am so going to start those Japanese lessons again. I can’t even remember most of the words.
*TTC announcements* Great! Not like we already didn’t know that the TTC has to freaking break down everyday.
TODAY LOOKS LIKE IT’S GONNA BE A GREAT DAY LA DE DA!
OH LOOK! A text from him! YAY!
OH NO! It was from someone else. BLAH!
Am I there yet? Why is this subway taking forever? MOVE DAMN IT!
Composure. I need to be in my happy place right now!
That’s right! Channel your inner Audrey Hepburn. GOOD!
Almost there! OMG! How on earth am I supposed to get out of this subway?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Aristotle said, humans are rational beings but this a**hole is blocking the whole doorway. how on earth is that rational? MOVE MOVE MOVE!
Why am I reading this book on philosophy? Want legit advice? I’ll give you great advice. DO NOT STAND IN DOORWAYS ON SUBWAYS! It is a major nuisance and someone may just push you one of these days!
Also, another great advice, if you are dating someone and they put in a lot of effort into you then the least you can do is to put a little effort and at least make a card for them on Christmas/ Valentine’s Day and don’t give them that cheap crap about it being too commercial. You are just being freaking lazy. THAT IS ALL!