This happened…
8AM: *boards the subway*
OMG! Is he kidding me right now? If only he moved his fat arse an inch I could be sitting.
Ok CRAP! I am so hungry right now, should have listened to mum this morning and had my breakfast.
I wonder what will happen at work today. What will we do? Merchandising or calling? Hmmmmm
8:15AM:
I need to do something about my life. What am I even doing? What happened to my dream?
YOU are working on your dream. It’s just taking some time. Relax!
OMG! Tonight when I get home, I am so going to start those Japanese lessons again. I can’t even remember most of the words.
*TTC announcements* Great! Not like we already didn’t know that the TTC has to freaking break down everyday.
TODAY LOOKS LIKE IT’S GONNA BE A GREAT DAY LA DE DA!
OH LOOK! A text from him! YAY!
OH NO! It was from someone else. BLAH!
Am I there yet? Why is this subway taking forever? MOVE DAMN IT!
Composure. I need to be in my happy place right now!
That’s right! Channel your inner Audrey Hepburn. GOOD!
8:45AM:
Almost there! OMG! How on earth am I supposed to get out of this subway?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Aristotle said, humans are rational beings but this a**hole is blocking the whole doorway. how on earth is that rational? MOVE MOVE MOVE!
Why am I reading this book on philosophy? Want legit advice? I’ll give you great advice. DO NOT STAND IN DOORWAYS ON SUBWAYS! It is a major nuisance and someone may just push you one of these days!
Also, another great advice, if you are dating someone and they put in a lot of effort into you then the least you can do is to put a little effort and at least make a card for them on Christmas/ Valentine’s Day and don’t give them that cheap crap about it being too commercial. You are just being freaking lazy. THAT IS ALL!
*reaches work*
Ria In The City 
I love the sense of fun in your writing, Delicious use of words with your visuals. Great photo Ms Hepburn. This is such a perfect post.
awww you flatter me! and your comments make me so happy! Thank you 🙂
It’s true…that damn subway ALWAYS delays…and I’ve totally had similar experiences on it, in the morning rush…though instead of the overweight, I get “the cougher”. *vom!
Also, if he’s not putting the effort in, cut your losses and move on. You deserve someone who wants to give.
waiiiiitttt! are you from this side of the border? WHA UH? DAMN GIRL! ❤
I believe this is what we call ‘flight of ideas’ in the medical world. 😉 Thanks for a good laugh. 🙂
I want to review your book ASAP! I have never read a medical thriller! This could be fun… wait scratch that, this WILL be fun! 😀
Thank you! So nice to hear!
and you are always welcome! thank you for reading!
🙂
It’s so good to see you back in the swing – and next time just start climbing over Mr. Door while singing the “Spider Man Theme Song,” and see how fast he gets out of your way =]
t, THANK YOU for putting that idea in my head! I am on it! 😀 ❤
Hahahaha this is good stuff to read in the bus in the PM
hahah I am glad you had fun Hannah! Omg! when can we skype?