Things on My Mind

Thingy number 1

So there is this person (I may or may not have a giant, titanic sized, mega crush on him) who asked people to help him out with something and I said Yes! and he said, “well I will talk to you via DM” (direct messages on twitter). As expected, I got really excited BUT (oh! oh!) since that day, he has been ignoring my tweets. Now, this thing that he needed help with, is open to public and I could just go right ahead and do it. Should I?

I know I  sound like a teenager right now but I honestly don’t know what to do.

Signed

Clueless

Thingy number 2

Everyone thinks about getting famous (don’t even deny it!) and there is a trend that people change their names in order to get famous; Lady Gaga did it, Lana Del Rey did it, James Dean did it (to a certain extent that is), Rebecca Black didn’t do it (well that explains a lot!). So keeping up with the holy tradition of name changing, I have decided that if I ever want to get famous, then I would have to change my name too. Sadly, I can’t think of anything beyond chunky funky monkey. Obviously, suggestions are welcome. If you were to choose a stage name for yourself, what would it be? 

Thingy Number 3

Louis Vuitton Condoms. What the hell! Why will anyone want to buy designer condoms that cost $68? Would you be willing to buy them? 

It’s a “miracle”

I am talking about the miracle of birth and I have used quotation marks because…

I am honestly sick of how much air time pregnant celebrities get! Apart from the Kardashians, it is the second most annoying thing. Toddlers and Tiaras is a close third.

Beyonce just gave birth? Guess what? so did thousands of other girls.

A new child is born every 8 seconds into this world and some of those mothers are underaged! And you know what they get? Horrible sounding diseases!

Because while you are oh so busy building a million dollar nursery for your baby, some little girl across the world is waiting to be fed and is hoping for sanitation, medication and basic hygiene.

And NO those girls do not only reside in Africa. That’s a stereotype, get educated.

My problem is not overspending, I don’t care how much money celebrities want to spend but they aren’t doing something extraordinary that needs to be publicized. My grandmother gave birth to 13 kids, want to cover that story?

So dear media, stop showing bulls*** on TV and talk about things that matter. How about giving the same coverage to the case of the Missouri teen who killed a 9 year old just to find out what killing someone feels like?

Oh and dear celebrities, who apparently like to pose butt naked for magazinges while you are pregnant, IT IS NOT CUTE or sexy.

Do people like seeing butt naked pregnant ladies? I have seen some pretty mean comments on youtube videos uploaded by normal people. But of course these same commenters gush over pregnant celebrities *Rolls eyes*.

Do you think the Media should continue to devote a significant amount of air time to celebrity pregnancy stories? 

 

 

Back to Basics: Are you not potty trained?

You know who you are!

Seriously, are you not potty trained?

Why on earth do people not flush after using the toilet? It’s not that hard really! It’s super gross and unless you are a caveman who digs a hole to poop in, this is unforgivable!

Airports should seriously start imposing fines on people who don’t flush or wet the floor.

LEARN TO AIM!  

Posters advising people on the flushing process could be highly effective as well.

So dear adults, who apparently don’t know anything about flushing or using the toilet, next time you are at a bookstore pick up a book to get potty trained. It is a life skill you could really use. If not, carry a shovel and go dig a hole and stop dirtying toilets.

Oh and please don’t even try to tell me that you were in a hurry and were about to miss your flight. Why?  Because once you leave your “stuff” un flushed, people curse you and you will probably be missing your flights for a long long time to come.

Feel free to print out the chart below at no cost at all and use it.

A little help please

Hi Guys!

So this is not like one of my usual posts (what are my usual posts like anyways? hmmm) I need a little help. Don’t worry I won’t be asking you for money or to hurt someone, I just need some help with clicking and it is NOT sponsored clicking.

Basically, there is this new band that I like, Karmin, and they are having a top fan contest and I really want to win it (WHO WOULDN’T!).

The only way I can gain points is by getting my links clicked. I have been posting them on my twitter and each time someone clicks I get 5 points!

So please please please if you could that would be awesome! You don’t even need to have a twitter account to click I believe! I usually tag them with numbers like #1, #2 and so on and so forth.

Important: I just have 3 more days left and I would appreciate as many clicks as I can get. Thank you everyone!

I would love you if you click and I would love you even if you don’t. It is a win win situation basically but clicking would make me happier!

In short: CLICK THE LINKS PLEASE! (you can view the links by going to my twitter, look on the right side of this page for my twitter!)

2011 and the importance of being idle

2011 was easily one of the best years of my life so far, if not the best, and the biggest lessons it taught me were the importance of family and the importance of being idle.

I graduated from university in the summer of 2011 (ooh fancy! sounds so much better than June 2011 right?;p) and just like every other graduate I just couldn’t wait to start a job but…

Oh! Oh! anything but the word ‘but’, this can’t be good right? 

WRONG! Despite being unemployed, 2011 was a ton of fun.

I travelled to Cambodia and saw Angkor Wat, fell in love with Japan, started learning Japanese, made some great friends, started blogging again (and I don’t plan to stop!) and burnt some bridges for the best.

All I want for 2012 is to be happy and I believe everything else will follow suit.

Have a great 2012! 

2011: bonds formed, bridges burnt, relationships strengthened, lessons learnt

2012: Bring it on!

Santa is real

I was 9 when I first found out that Santa isn’t real and my parents weren’t the ones who broke the news to me, it was my classmates. I was devastated!

Why am I talking about it after all these years? Well, firstly because Christmas is just around the corner and secondly because I have been noticing that a lot of my students below the ages of 10 do not believe in Santa Claus. Can you believe it? How can someone kill the joy of Christmas for children?

But the funny thing is that Santa is real. Yes he is!

Our parents are the one’s who bring us gifts on Christmas, so they are our very own Santa!

Christmas is about hope, giving, love and sharing and in fact anyone who is kind and giving is a Santa. Santa lives in all of us and he will continue to as long as there is love and people continue to care about each other. This holiday season, donate to a charity of your choice, give to a food drive or go drop off some gifts at an orphanage or a children’s home so that everyone can experience Christmas.

To children all over the world: Give  Santa a.k.a your parent a hug because they have worked very very hard for you. Merry Christmas Everyone!

Anne of Green Gables

I am in the land of Anne of Green Gables!

It’s just wonderful! I would love to share the pictures with you all but my laptop does not have a slot for a SDHC card. I will do it soon! Meanwhile if you guys are in the mood for doing some book reviews then head on over to Karen’s blog and stand a chance to win a Kindle Touch. Now that’s a Christmas present I would want!

Happy holidays!

Things that make internet a scary place

I was going to think of an opening paragraph but I couldn’t so here is the list… [No I am not trying to be ‘unintentionally’ funny, I really couldn’t!]

5) Creepy stalkers

If you think creepy stalkers are only the stuff of Hollywood movies, think again. Funnily Hollywood has now romanticized the notion of being a stalker, what with Edward watching Bella as she sleeps? *SHUDDERS*

But I am not talking about Edward nor am I talking about the kind of stalkers who from time to time leak nudies of celebrities like Scarlett Johansson, which by the way we all know you immensely enjoyed! and the multibillion porn industry thanks you for your pervy pursuits!

I am talking about real life murderous stalkers like this guy who killed his EX girlfriend (which she obviously was for a reason, you psycho!) because he couldn’t tolerate her posting pictures of herself with her new boyfriend on Facebook.

Now, I am not saying that social networking sites are bad but keep your personal information to yourself and if your ex shows murderous tendencies then block him/her.

4) Scams

Although, people are aware that internet scams are abound, an alarming number of people still manage to get conned.

I, for one, never believed that anyone could fall for or for that matter even be using the ‘Oh! I sent you a cheque for more than what you asked for, now please transfer the rest through Western Union’ trick until someone tried to do it to me! Even sent me the cheque! If you think something is amiss then run a google search about the scam. Most sites like Craigslist do have a scam warning section.By the way Craigslist,between you and I, you are one of the spammiest websites I have ever seen!

3) Pedophiles 

When it comes to creepy and bizzare people, internet has seen more than it’s fair share but what I still fail to comprehend is why would adults want to molest kids. Just talking about it makes me shudder and makes me want to throw up!

While Herbert the Pervert is all funny and fine and dandy, the real life pedophiles are more like this guy.

2) Internet gaming = dying babies?

Whoever would have thought that this was even remotely possible! In 2010, a couple in South Korea neglected their 3 month old daughter while they raised an e-child in a game. And the nominees for the parents of the year award are…

And the number 1 reason that makes internet a scary scary place is… 

1) Children having access to the internet

Back in high school, a friend of mine introduced me to a mildly violent internet game (I can’t recall the name) and when you logged on to the site they asked you whether you were 18 years of age or above. The first time I logged in I was terrified (not because of the sh*tty effects but due to the age restriction), I even contemplated asking my mom for permission!

However, that’s not the case these days and parents, if you honestly think your little ones are online just playing Ben 10 games and listening to Polly Pocket then boy are you mistaken!

I have taught a couple of kids and their normal way of talking goes something like this…

I wish I could say this was the case with just one or two children but sadly it isn’t. Talking like that may still be ok. after all, what do I know I am just an old lady stuck in the body of a 24 year old. However, these kids are a target of all the perverts and pedophiles lurking in the dark and the not so dark corners (twitter) of the internet and though the kids may believe that cursing and swearing makes them all grown up (after all adults do it!) they really are kids!

And believe you me they can go to crazy extents to look cool amongst their peers!

Don’t believe me? Just log on to twitter or tumblr and explore the world of pre teens 🙂

So what’s on your list?